i’m in friend love with all of you
macklemore didn’t die in a thrift shop for this
HOW CAN IT BE TOO SOON MACKLEMORE IS NOT DEAD
do you ever roll up your sleeves to wash your hands and one of the sleeves starts slipping down like its attracted to the water and all you can think is “dont you fucking dare”
i wanna be so hot that i sexually confuse gay boys and straight girls
gotta love that disney tried to represent zeus as a wholesome family man when in reality he was like “it’s got a heartbeat? ill do it”
Yes. In “reality” Zeus was such a sex crazed deity.
shut up you idiot dick ass shit idiot face
#OH SNAP IT’S ON #SAMUEL’S ALL COMING IN HERE TRYING TO MAKE BOBBY FEEL LIKE HE’S NOT THEIR ‘REAL’ PARENT #AND BOBBY AIN’T HAVING NONE OF THAT SHIT #UH UH #BITCH I HAVE RAISED THOSE KIDS #AND LOVED THE FUCK OUT OF THOSE LITTLE SHITS #AND YOU COME INTO MY CRIB #AND TRY TO TELL ME I’M PRETENDING TO BE THEIR FATHER #SOMEBODY HOLD MY BEARD #BOBBY SINGER #FUCKING AWESOME
I swear to God if one more stupid fandom ruins a beautiful text post i am calling the police.
Craig Ferguson, as he introduces Matt Smith (July 24, 2013)
Shut up Craig we know you’re one of us.
one of us, one of us